As Kids Say It.

taught at Kong Hwa School for three days. boy, was it tiring. travelled all the way down to paya lebar during morning rush hour, standing all the way till Raffles Place before i had a seat every morning.

lucky lessons were only two hours each day or i'd have dieded. hahas, but he kiddos were even more lethargic than me. duhuh, who'd want to come to school on the first day of june holidays?

felt ultra bimbotic during the entire course and got them to do stoopid stuff (as usual). hahas, made them scream "good morning!" on the first day, stretch and yawn damn loud on the second day and bounce right up in to the air shouting "good morning!" on the third day for attendance taking. so adorable right? yeah, it'll be more adorable if they actually did it. lol, everyone was too sleepy to bother.

the second day was the funniest cause i got bored doing all the worksheet stuff so i sat on one of their chairs and chit chatted. lol, then suddenly justin L whispered in my ear, "Miss Celestin, run now! hurry, run now!"

and duhuh, i went, "OMGOMGOMG! what happened?!" (with hands waving everywhere)

then, "Nicholas FARTED!"

HAHAHAHAHAH! that bugger was just sitting next to me can! and wth, it was so smelly i evacuated the rest to the other side of the class! it was so hilarious. :D

another incident was the YiRen accidentally bumped into the corner of a table and grabbed his PP immediately exclaiming, "AH! My balls!"

i wa so frigging shocked cause the least yoo expect to come from a p2 kiddo was "My KukuBird!"

lol, then after a while, Celeste came to me with the innocent eyes, saying, "Miss Celestin, YiRen asked me to massage his balls."

HAHAHAHA but she meant it jokingly. i tried so hard to compress my "wtf?!" face and told YiRen, "Please dont say that, its very rude and naughty."

LOL, yes, that was the best i could do.

teaching them has been such joy cause i can be as bimbotic as i want and they'll just laugh it off.

i took out my soopdoopz adorable mini fan cause it was so farking hawt and started showing off, insisting they said it was prettaye. until one annoying fella said, "Okay lah Miss Celestin. Its prettaye, but not VERY prettaye." (in a super bimbotic tone.)

walao, i almost dieded on the spot. :D

yoo might have noticed that their uniform looks like NYGH's and HCI's.

and i think they like me too. cause the girls asked me in their soopdoopz hyper tone if i was teaching them english and got damn disappointed when they found out i wasnt. LOL.

oh, i was like a mini celebrity too on the last day cause they started whooping out their mobiles and snapped away at me. wth, i bet yoo guys cant believe a camwhore like me actually frantically covered my face. LOL.

met up with feifei for his Curry Favour which was alright only. not much a biggie deal but he insisted on having it.

and a shopkeeper mistook him for my bf cause i called him feifei. so i had to tell her, "oh, the entire family is fat. so everyone is called feifei." (which is so true) :D

okays, im a little shocked my daily poppers was 36 ytd.

omg, people are stalking me.

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